This is why I love my friends.

• Me: (mid conversation about why it's bad to cook sausage after reading fanfiction all day) p.s. I totes just typed Shercock. Freudian slip much?
• Sasha: You phone agrees that the whole "Sherlock is asexual" thing is bunk :)
• Me: Hahaha. It does. She knows that the Shercock wants the Johnanus. Ew. Ew. Ew. That was nasty.
• Sasha: Want something even nastier? Here goes. Shercock is red, Johnanus is too, together they make a fan girl's drams come true....
• Me: I fucking love you.