My cat and I have a standard cat/human relationship in that I annoy her incessantly and she does things to spite me.

  • Me: Julia
  • Cat: No
  • Me: Juliajuliajuliajuliajulia
  • Cat: OH MY GOD WHAT?!
  • Me: You're a pretty kitty!
  • Cat: Caitlin, you are no longer my mother. I'm gonna go chase a fly and knock everything off your dresser just to spite you.
  • Me: I still love you. Come, let me tempt you with scratches.
  • Cat: AHDKAHSFKSDHFASKD scratches!
  • Me: Yes...my own...my...precious.