My cat and I have a standard cat/human relationship in that I annoy her incessantly and she does things to spite me.
- Me: Julia
- Cat: No
- Me: Juliajuliajuliajuliajulia
- Cat: OH MY GOD WHAT?!
- Me: You're a pretty kitty!
- Cat: Caitlin, you are no longer my mother. I'm gonna go chase a fly and knock everything off your dresser just to spite you.
- Me: I still love you. Come, let me tempt you with scratches.
- Cat: AHDKAHSFKSDHFASKD scratches!
- Me: Yes...my own...my...precious.
